if i were...

Saw this at Skittles' Place and had to have it

If I were a direction I’d be… northeast.
If I were furniture I’d be… a club chair with ottoman.
If I were a liquid I’d be… sparkling water.
If I were a sin I’d be… pride.
If I were a gem/stone I’d be… an emerald.
If I were a metal I’d be… tin.
If I were a tree I’d be… a weeping birch.
If I were a fruit I’d be… a tart apple.
If I were a flower I’d be… a daisy.
If I were weather I’d be… a clear day.
If I were a music instrument I’d be… a lute.
If I were an element I’d be… fire.
If I were a color I’d be… brown.
If I were an animal I’d be… a pampered pooch.
If I were a sound I’d be… laughter.
If I were a lyric I’d be… "I don't feel like dancin', no sir, no dancin today." (Scissor Sisters)
If I were a song I’d be… "40" (U2)
If I were a music type I’d be… Celtic.
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… Floriade (a fantastic Dutch perfume I've never been able to find again).
If I were a feeling I’d be… curious.
If I were a book I’d be… an almanac
If I were food I’d be… chocolate
If I were a city I’d be… Boston.
If I were a taste I’d be… tangy.
If I were a scent I’d be… fresh laundry.
If I were a word I’d be… peace.
If I were a verb I’d be… laugh.
If I were an object I’d be… a shining star.
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… a cozy scarf.
If I were a body part I’d be… fingertips.
If I were an facial expression I’d be… a grin.
If I were a cartoon character I’d be… Bugs Bunny.
If I were a movie I’d be… "City of Angels"
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… a figure 8.
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… autumn.
If I were a sentence I’d be… I love you.