Bud is hosting this week, so I'll play along. Because it's Bud.
Thursday Thunks: Bud Has Taken OverThese questions were inspired by the late George Carlin. His quotes are in
bold. They were gathered from his routines. The TT questions are brought to you by
Bud, the color KC's eyes and the number 3.
1. Why do they ask you to get on the plane? Shouldn't you get in it? When was your last flight? it was in April of 2000, I flew to Washington, DC, for a convention
2. Why do they call two planes getting too close a near miss? Shouldn't it be a near hit? Have you ever been on a plane that was in trouble? no, I've lived a very boring life
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? What have you done when your child swore? I don't have children, but when kids at school cuss, I usually just shout "Language!"
4. How about a restaurant for anorexics? What would you call it? The Empty Plate? When was the last time you went out to a fancy restaurant? Sunday for Easter dinner
5. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'? What to you do to get away from it all? I relax in my comfy chair, on the interwebs
6. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? What do you do to get a know-it-all to shut up? behold! the life of a high school teacher! Usually, I ask repeatedly for the offender to stop talking
7. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? Men: does your woman (or most recent) think that you are always wrong? Women: Do you believe that men are always wrong? no, I don't
8. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless? Tell us about a time when you were caught naked. again... never, I lead a very boring life
9. Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk? How badly do flies annoy you? they freak me out and I get the creepy-crawlies... I have to collect myself and deep breathe
10. Why do they report power outages on TV? When was the last time that you went without power? a couple months ago the power cut out and in and out
11. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Have you ever been or considered to be a vegetarian? yes, I was a lacto-ovo vegetarian for about 8 years
12. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Tell us about a time when either you were arrested or came close. again... most boring person ever... nothing exciting like that has happened to me
13. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Have you ever owned a cat? No. I have a cat phobia. But I touched a cat last Saturday.